Eric "Diabetes" Almeida(20) My birthday is April 28th I'm from Stoughton MA I post and reblog LoVe because i want to find true LoVe I love The Beatles and Scrubs and im a gamer at heart. You should get to know me :) i can get along with anyone

 

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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

2fuckingbad:

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

the girl with the berries omg she looks like she’s just thinking “…yes that’ll do lets do this”

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong

Some of you seem to think I’m joking

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Nintendo is 125 years old