Eric "Diabetes" Almeida(20) My birthday is April 28th I'm from Stoughton MA I post and reblog LoVe because i want to find true LoVe I love The Beatles and Scrubs and im a gamer at heart. You should get to know me :) i can get along with anyone
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny